Three cans and four glasses of coke later, I have understood a profound truth that I found previously unfathomable – I can keep procrastinating major decisions until I absolutely have to make them!
With only minor, sometimes..sort of possibly disastrous repercussions…but lets not think about that. No. Lets ignore that completely and focus on…*look of shock, awe, unparalleled appreciation*… THE SILVER LINING!
While we are focusing on that, let us disregard the fact that a cloud is present at all! It does not exist, just like the elephant in the room. Did someone say elephant? Where? Wha..? Why would you say elephant mid-conversation? Is that some sort of a twisted mannerism of yours?! Shut UP! I’m talking! I DO NOT SEE AN ELEPHANT! ASS!
No, I meant you’re an ass. I dont see an ass in the room either. Except you. Would you just let me make a point?!
Thank you.
Now, while banishing all clouds to oblivion, save their silver linings, humanity is faced with (yet) another dilemma. You’ve got sparkly stuff reflecting sunlight and now the world is doomed to darkness. Unless -
DOOMED! I say! Doooom-ed!
(Just making sure you got that)
Unless – in steps Magical Melancholy Man! (transformed so by a certain vampire in presence of nuclear radiation)
Rejoice all! For the world is saved! As Magical Melancholy Man single-mindedly conjours up enough clouds to put traitorous pessimists back in their place.
Hooray for Magical Melancholy Man and the ever so under-rated power of pessimism!
The End.